A good friend of my wife's was standing on my balcony, sipping her cup of tea and chuckling about my EMF mitigation services. I said, "Most people do enjoy a chuckle at first, but that usually fades pretty quickly when I pull out my EMF meters and the warning alarms start sounding in their homes." This particular friend claimed that the orgonite she had scattered around her house cleared negative energy, so there was no need for my services. I replied, "Then why are your chil